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Princess Di Jokes
What does DIANA stand for?
What does DODI stand for?
Did you know that Princess Diana had AIDS?
What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Porche?
What did St Peter say to Di at the Pearly Gates?
What did Di wear for her funeral?
What did Prince Charles say when he heard about the automobile accident?
What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes?
What's the difference between a Mercedes 600 and a can of spam?
Why is a Mercedes like a squid?
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?
Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?
Why didn't the airbag on the Merc function properly?
Hear about the new Mercedes?
I've heard they are changing the name of Mercedes to Mercedes straights, because they don't benz very well.
Why was Diana in a Merc?
What does world hunger and a mercedes have in common?
What's the difference between a BMW and a Mercedes?
What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking?
What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods?
What's the difference between George Best and Dodi's chauffeur?
Did you hear that Di has a new chauffeur?
Why wouldnīt you want to buy any computer hardware at Harrodīs?
I hear the Ritz is looking for a new driver.
What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Di?
What was the last thing that Diana said to Dodi?
What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
Did you see the wall Di drove into?
What's Di's favourite ice-cream?
What happened to the fairy Princess when the clock struck twelve?
Did you hear they're blaming a specific tabloid for Princess Diana's death?
Warning for video games addicts:
What did Diana say to Dodi when he asked to marry her?
How did Di and Charles disagree about Modern Architecture?
What did the Queen say when she heard Princess Diana died in a car smash?
What's the difference between Dodi and Di and Charles and Camilla?
Prince Charles was out early the other day walking the dog. When a passer-by said "Morning", Charles said "No, just walking the dog."
What's Di getting for Christmas?
How can you tell which one was Charles at the funeral?
What has 500 legs and 62 teeth?
What does Dodi and Dodo have in common?
Dodi's Tomb was to be fitted with central heating until they realised that he already had a radiator on his chest.
Would Diana have been buried if she had been married to Dodi?
What did Princess Di say to Dodi after he gave her the Ring?
Did Diana get a telegram from the Queen when she hit 100?
Why was the bodyguard so red-faced after the accident?
Where were Dodi and Di heading the night of the accident?
What's harder than getting ink out of the carpet?
Was that blue blood on the pavement?
What's Diana's newest title?
Diana: dead as a Dodi.
Princess Di's driver was on his way to the pearly gates when he met God out front. He screamed, "God, what are you doing?". God replied, "What do you mean my son?" The driver replied, "I said I wanted to be fucking Di in the tunnel, not fucking die in the tunnel".
The way I understand it... someone yelled "Lady Di" and the driver thought it was an order.
What did Dodi say to his chauffeur?
Why did Elton John sing at the funeral?
Why did Elton john take his boyfriend to the funeral?
What do Diana and Versace have in common?
Jerry Adams has denied that the IRA has asked the paparazzi for photos of the royal family and members of the British parliament.
Did you hear what Di said when the French photographers asked if they could take her picture in the car wreck?
What's the bumper sticker on Fergie's car?
When Diana said she would never talk to the British press again I didn't know she was speaking the truth!!
What does Diana's bumper sticker say?
How many paparazzis does it take to kill Di?
Why did Mother Theresa die of a heart-attack?
What have Lady Di and a bottle of French wine got in common?
What happens when you french kiss a fairy tale Princess?
It's just another example of Franco/German anti-British collaboration that has been going on since 1914...
What's worse than being chauffeured by a French driver?
What did the French photographer say to Princess Diana as she was pulled
from the car wreck?
What were Di and Dodi's favourite group?
Why was Princess Diana so thin?
What was the last thing Princess Di saw before she died?
How does a french man pickup Lady Di?
What was the last thing she kissed?
Have you heard that Princess Diana was on the radio?
Did you hear that Diana had Blue eyes?
Where was Di last seen?
Where did Diana go for her holidays?
Once again Princess Diana proves a big hit in Paris.
If Diana's heart was in the right place... why was it found in the glove box?
What do Lady Di and the Beatles have in common?
So they found out Princess Di had dandruff. They found her "head and shoulders" in the back seat.
When Princess Di went out she said to her sons i'll be back in a Jiffey.
Apparently it wasn't the chauffeurs fault, Di had also been drinking, reports show she had 2 pints of Carling in her.
What did Will Carling, get over Dodi Fayed?
Why will they cremate Princess Di?
Upon hearing about her death, one of Diana's lovers said,
What are the last two things Dodi did?
What would Diana be doing if she were alive today?
How do you make a princess pregnant?
We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried?
What was Diana's last dessert dish?
What do you give to a princess who has everything?
What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant?
What's the similarity between Princess Di and a landmine?
What's the difference between Elton John and Princess Diana?
Whats the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?
What's the difference between Freddy Mercury and Princess Di?
What does Di and Freddie Mercury have in common?
What's the difference between Diana and a pocketful of change?
What is the difference between Pricess Di and Michael Hutchence?
Have you heard about the Princess Diana computer virus?
Famous last words:
Princess Diana was once a kindergarten teacher.
News Flash: Paris Terrorists now know that they need someting heavier or faster than a Mercedes to knock down bridges...
Bad news for Princess Diana's bulemia...
Bill Gates was dissapointed to hear how Diana died...
Diana, Princess of Wales; formerly Diana, The Princess of Wales; now merely the artist formerly known as Diana.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How did Di finish her last tennis match ?
How many bodyguards does it take to save a princess?
What the difference between Ryan Giggs and Princess Di?
Princess Di and Mother Theresa are in Heaven, when Mother Theresa notices that Princess Di has a bigger halo than she does. She asks God, "Why does the Princess get as bigger halo than me, she was a great person but I'm Mother Theresa."
What did Princess Di and Pink Floyd have in common?
What's the difference between Diana and Prince William?
Where does Diana stay in Paris?
Was Princess Diana really a stupid bimbo?
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