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Gary Glitter Jokes

What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A?
He heard boys pant were half off!

How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?
Throw him a boy.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.
[Submitted by Elvis via Forum]

I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...
... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.

[Submitted by John Kenny via Forum]

Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.
[Submitted by Micky Least via Forum]

Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?
He went to Tampa with the children.

[Submitted by Charlotte via Forum]

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