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Michael Hutchence JokesWhat has Michael Hutchence got that Bob Geldof hasn't? How do you re-unite INXS? When the Police discovered Michael Hutchences' body they also found heroin, cocaine and amphetamines, but the rest of the children were with Paula Yates. How much weight can the average belt hold? Whats the similarity between Hutchence and Di? Why was Bob Geldof pissed off? Did you hear that the Ritz Carlton Double Bay are doing a rooms renovation? Did you hear that Michael Hutchence was undergoing financial difficulties? Sydney Police have made an arrest in the Michael Hutchence death: What are Princess Di & Michael Hutchence doing tonight? Whats the difference between Paula Yates and the English cricket team? What does INXS stand for? What do Michael Hutchence and Jim Morrison have in common? Michael Hutchence walks into a Sydney Hotel and asks the receptionist if they can put him up for the night. What was the last thing Paula Yates said to Michael Hutchence? What advice did the waiter at the Ritz give Michael outside his room? What was the last thing Michael Hutchence heard from the room next door? Paula Yates rang Michael before he died and asked him, "When are you coming back to England?" He replied, "I'm not, I just gonna hang around here for a bit longer" What do Greg Norman, The Socceroos & Michael Hutchence have in common? If Michael Hutchence had given the belt to Princess Di, they would both still be alive! Whats 12 pounds and won't be plucked this christmas? Elton John has released a tribute song to Michael Hutchence. Whats the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence? Why did Michael Hutchence hang himself at the Ritz Carlton Double Bay? What did Sir Bob Geldolf recently give Michael Hutchence for his birthday? What was the last song that Michael Hutchence sung to Paula Yates? What was the last song that Michael Hutchence sang whilst standing on a rubbish bin, with a belt around his neck at the Ritz Carlton Hotel Double Bay? What was Michael Hutchence’s favourite band? What was Sir Bob Geldolf’s favourite INXS song? What song was Michael Hutchence singing when he hung himself? What song is Elton John going to sing at Michael Hutchence’s funeral? How would you describe Michael Hutchence right at this moment? Why did Michael Hutchence hang himself at the Ritz Carlton Double Bay Hotel? What was Michael Hutchence doing after he stole the bathrobe? What sound did Michael Hutchence make as he hung himself? What INXS song did Michael Hutchence not listen to? What song did Michael Hutchence leave on a tape for Paula Yates and Kylie Minogue? What does Michael Hutchence, Lady Di, Mother Teresa and John Denver have in common? What did Michael Hutchence say to his friends when they asked him to join them for coffee at Double Bay? What’s the Queen giving Fergie for Christmas? Why did Michael Hutchence hang himself? Did you hear that Michael Hutchence was on the phone to the hotel reception, just before he died. He was trying to "Send A Message" What was Michael Hutchence's last hit? Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence? Whats the Difference Between INXS and Manchester United? Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton, Double Bay when he is in Sydney? Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchences funeral? What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? Does Michael Hutchence play golf? What was Michael Hutchence's last drink? What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? Why did Michael Hutchence hang himself? What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Diana? Why did the Blonde commit suicide? Did you hear that Sir Bob Geldolf and his two daughters, Trixiebell and Peaches are to release a new song... It's called "Never Tear Us Apart" What do you call INXS band members in a Ritz Carlton hotel room? What the does the Ritz Carlton Hotel Double Bay and the Ritz Hotel Paris have in common? Why did Bob Geldof start learning karate? Michael Hutchence must have watched too many TAC(RTA)( Dept Main Roads etc.) adverts: I heard that Michael Hutchence he was keen to notch up one more song before he died. Hotel staff allegedly heard him belting out a hit the morning of his death. Unfortunately he buckled under the pressure. Michael Hutchence hated the paparazzi so he would often just hang around in hotel rooms. Michael Hutchence was meant to be into some pretty kinky sex. Just before his death he was allegedly banging a door. |
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