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John Lennon Jokes What would you find if you dug up John Lennon? Four slugs and a dead Beatle. Why did John Lennon get shot? Yoko ducked. What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot? Ono - Ono - Ono. What does a Photo-mat and Beatles reunion concert have in common? There's no John. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off dead beatles. What's rich, ugly and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono. What would it take to re-unite the Beatles? Three more bullets. What was John's last hit? The pavement. What song would John Lennon have wrote about his death? He shot me Yeah Yeah Yeah.

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