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Australian Jokes

Why is an Australian lover like a wombat?
He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.

Australian foreplay - "Brace yerself Sheila."

What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

Australian man: Why is your beer like having sex in a canoe?
English man: Dunno, why?
Australian man: It's like fucking close to water!

[Submitted by Sophie]

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