Who started the first computer club?
Eve, she had an apple in one hand and a Wang in the other
What do you get when you cross a computer with an ape?
A Harry (hairy) reasoner.
How does a UNIX expert do Sex?
Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep
Why can't Computer Scientists tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 OCT. = 25 DEC.
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."