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Epileptic Jokes
How do you make a disco?
Give an epileptic a torch.
Whats blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.
How do you make a milkshake?
Get an epileptic to hold the glass of milk while they're having
a fit.
What's the difference between an epileptic Oyster shucker and a
prostitute with diarrea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
What does an Elephant use as a vibrator?
An epileptic.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?
A seizure salad.
Did you hear about the guy that got trampled to death at Disneyland?
He had an epileptic fit and everyone jumped on him because they
thought he was a new ride.
What do you throw to an epileptic who is having a fit in the bath?
Your laundry.
What do you call someone with epilepsy in a hot tub?
Stew.
What is the definition of Self Destruction??
An Epileptic Leper
Two rappers are watching an epileptic, and one says to the
other, "Hey man, look at that rhythm."
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