How do you make a disco?
Give an epileptic a torch.
Whats blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.
How do you make a milkshake?
Get an epileptic to hold the glass of milk while they're having
What's the difference between an epileptic Oyster shucker and a
prostitute with diarrea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
What does an Elephant use as a vibrator?
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?
A seizure salad.
Did you hear about the guy that got trampled to death at Disneyland?
He had an epileptic fit and everyone jumped on him because they
thought he was a new ride.
What do you throw to an epileptic who is having a fit in the bath?
What do you call someone with epilepsy in a hot tub?
What is the definition of Self Destruction??
An Epileptic Leper
Two rappers are watching an epileptic, and one says to the
other, "Hey man, look at that rhythm."