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Epileptic Jokes

How do you make a disco?
Give an epileptic a torch.

Whats blue and doesn't fit? 
A dead epileptic.

How do you make a milkshake?
Get an epileptic to hold the glass of milk while they're having 
a fit.

What's the difference between an epileptic Oyster shucker and a 
prostitute with diarrea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.

What does an Elephant use as a vibrator?
An epileptic.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?
A seizure salad.

Did you hear about the guy that got trampled to death at Disneyland? 
He had an epileptic fit and everyone jumped on him because they 
thought he was a new ride.

What do you throw to an epileptic who is having a fit in the bath?
Your laundry.

What do you call someone with epilepsy in a hot tub?

What is the definition of Self Destruction??
An Epileptic Leper

Two rappers are watching an epileptic, and one says to the 
other, "Hey man, look at that rhythm."

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