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Three gays are in a spa bath - Suddenly a blob of semen floats to the surface of the spa. They all look at each other and one says to the other two: "Ok, which of you two morons farted?"
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
A group of homosexuals were attending a car-key party. One bet the others that he could recognise the make and model of any car by sticking the ignition key up his arse. The first key he correctly identified as a Ford Escort. The second as a Vauxhall Astra. As a joke, one of the guests got a spark-plug and shoved it up his arse. Immediately he said, "Yes, that's Champion!"
What's the difference between a microwave and a gay man?
How can you tell when you enter a gay church?
When in Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
What's the leading cause in death with lesbians?
What is the definition of confusion?
What did one gay sperm say to another?
Two condoms walking past a gay bar. One says to the other, "Shall we go in and get shitfaced?"
What does GAY stand for?
What does A.I.D.S. mean?
What do you call 2 gays in wheelchairs?
What do you call it when there's two gays on Mars?
What do you call it when all the gays are on Mars?
Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?
How about the Queer Lawyer that blew his first case...?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Did you hear about the gay Magician who vanished with a poof?
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What's the favourite pickup line in a gay bar?
What do you call a person with AIDS And leprosy?
A homosexual walked into a bar and said to the bartender, in a rather feminine voice, "Where is everyone?" The bartender turns to the gay with a scowl and said, "Out the back, hanging a fag." Suddenly, in a very deep masculine voice, the gay replied, "No shit!"
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy." The nurse says, "He's happy now - But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his arse."
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