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Where do you find an Irish woodworm?
How do know if a fish is Irish?
How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear?
How do you keep an Irishman busy?
How do you spot an Irishman at a carwash?
How do you sink an Irish Submarine?
An Irish man walked around the world... he drowned.
How do you confuse an Irishman?
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Jon, an Irishman, upon finishing his business in the toilet, was pulling up his pants when a 50 pence piece slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell into the hole. Peering into the hole, Jon muttered to himself, "For 50p, No." Upon which, he withdrew another 50 pence piece from his pocket, let it fall into the hole to join the first, and remarked as he descended, "But for a pound..."
What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks.
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