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Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
I'm thinking about getting married. I looked up the word "engaged" in the dictionary. It said, "To do battle with the enemy." Then I looked up mother-in-law. It said, "See engaged."
The future father-in-law asks, "Young man, can you support a family?"
If all Brides are beautiful, where the fuck do ugly wives come from?
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