A Pole and a Greek got maried...
Their child was named Zorba the Dumbshit.
How far can a Pole swim?
That depends... how far's the bottom?
How do you sink a Pollock ship?
Put it in water.
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
Launch the ship over it (two birds with one stone)
How do you shoot down a Polish plane?
Don't worry about it - they don't fly anyway.
How did they elect the current Pope?
They took a Pole.
How can you tell a Polish coyote?
He's the one who chews off three legs and is still caught in the trap.