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Polish Jokes

A Pole and a Greek got maried...
Their child was named Zorba the Dumbshit.

How far can a Pole swim?
That depends... how far's the bottom?

How do you sink a Pollock ship?
Put it in water.

How do you sink a Polish submarine?
Launch the ship over it (two birds with one stone)

How do you shoot down a Polish plane?
Don't worry about it - they don't fly anyway.

How did they elect the current Pope?
They took a Pole.

How can you tell a Polish coyote?
He's the one who chews off three legs and is still caught in the trap.

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