Did you hear about the new 3 Million Dollar Redneck State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
What do you get when you have 32 Rednecks in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park.
Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," says the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the opposite direction. Then the antlers won't dig
into the ground." After the lone hunter left, the two rednecks decided to give it a try. A little while later one says to the other, "Ya know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yep," the other added, "but we're gittin' further away from the truck...."
Two rednecks were taking a trip to the big city. One of them was illiterate, and any time he needed to sign his name, he put an "X" on the dotted line. But then one time, he signed his "X", and then put a circle around it. After they had left, the other guy turned to him and asked, "Why on earth did you put a circle around the X?" The first signatory turned and replied, "I didn't want to give them my real name."