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"What is..." Jokes

What's green and look's like a bucket?
A green bucket.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats brown and runs round the garden?
A fence.

What is pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

What is green and says "blub blub"?
A green Blub Blub.
What is blue and says "blub blub"?
There are no blue Blub Blubs.

What's green, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?
A pool table.

Whats red and white?

What is brown and furry and lays in the forest?
Smokey the Hooker.

What is red, black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her back.

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