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"What's the difference?" Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and a bicycle?
They can both swim, except for the bicycle.

What's the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy?
One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.

Whats the difference between Democracy and Feudalism?
With Feudalism, it's your count that votes!

What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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