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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
What does Father Christmas call his money?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
What's Christmas called in England?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Whats happens to you at Christmas?
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
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