// Date Script by D.Mitchell 1999
// http://www.realhumour.co.uk

var today = new Date()
var dmDay=today.getDay()
var dmMonth=today.getMonth()
if (dmMonth==0) {
   var Month = "January" }
if (dmMonth==1) {
   var Month = "February" }
if (dmMonth==2) {
   var Month = "March" }
if (dmMonth==3) {
   var Month = "April" }
if (dmMonth==4) {
   var Month = "May" }
if (dmMonth==5) {
   var Month = "June" }
if (dmMonth==6) {
   var Month = "July" }
if (dmMonth==7) {
   var Month = "August" }
if (dmMonth==8) {
   var Month = "September" }
if (dmMonth==9) {
   var Month = "October" }
if (dmMonth==10) {
   var Month = "November" }
if (dmMonth==11) {
   var Month = "December" }
if (dmDay==0) {
   var weekDay = "Sunday" }
if (dmDay==1) {
   var weekDay = "Monday" }
if (dmDay==2) {
   var weekDay = "Tuesday" }
if (dmDay==3) {
   var weekDay = "Wednesday" }
if (dmDay==4) {
   var weekDay = "Thursday" }
if (dmDay==5) {
   var weekDay = "Friday" }
if (dmDay==6) {
   var weekDay = "Saturday" }
var weekDate = today.getDate()
document.write(weekDay + ", " + Month + " " + weekDate + ".")